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Why you'd love a brand so much you brand yourself with it I don't know, 

but a lot of people seem to do it.

For some reason drink tattoos are quite popular especially energy drinks...

I think it represents that this person is pretty fucking hyper 

hahaha just no.  stop it.

ok we all like google but...  maybe a little too far

erm...  I hope he's a Dell employee or his life was saved by a laptop

besides being a pretty faint tattoo, you just know this guy is going to bore you to death talking about cars, while showing you photos of his 'baby', at least it's a useful warning sign.

more people need these clearly

A powerful shave

I think these are from an extremely old set of adverts

but I thought they were quite clever.

although a man, manly enough to have huge axes on his chest, shouldn't be shaving his chest, it's just not manly enough...   now if he burnt the hair off with a flamethrower, that I could accept.

Tools

What... The... Fuck... this is probably years old, I hope the regret has sunk in by now, what a tool, a place for friends? hah like he has any

here's the woman who a few years ago sold advertising space on her forehead,

 I hope the money was worth it